Watching the first Presidential debate last night definitely required the gin and tonic I had in my hand. I was glad to hear that Hillary Clinton picked up on several of the issues addressed by Bernie Sanders during his campaign, and I was almost heartened by Trump's first ten seconds of speech--but then of course that turned into the shit-show we were expecting.
Over-talking. Mansplaining. Using words like "bigly". Many of us saw it, tweeted about it, or at least saw the highlights and the tweets.
My achievement of the night was the joke I made. Trump stated something to the effect of, "There are military leaders in this country who definitely support me."
Of course there are! In fact, these are the leaders I came up with:
- Admiral Akbar
- General Grievous
- Captain Crunch
- The Skipper
- Sergeant Slaughter
- General Anxiety
- Major Boredom
- Captain Caveman
- Colonel Klink
I am not willing to take bets on the likelihood of Trump nominating any of these military greats to his Cabinet. Honestly? Captain Crunch has too much integrity to stick with this group.